How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Kodiak.
If your baby is a girl, name her Barrow.
Teach your child how to butcher a moose.
Raise your child to believe that those caribou had it coming and not to believe anything said by scientists.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the U.S. Bill of Rights:
"The perversion over these last years of what the media has done to conservatives, I think it's appalling and it violates our freedom of the press."
- Boise, Idaho, May 21, 2010, while promoting the congressional candidate Vaughan Ward.
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