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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

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If your baby is a boy, name him Kodiak.

If your baby is a girl, name her Blossom.

Teach your child that the hill over there really is in Russia.

Raise your child to believe that Benjamin Franklin was a fundamentalist Christian and not to believe that Margaret Thatcher was once a world leader.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on U.S. history:
"Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant — they're quite clear — that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the Ten Commandments."

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