How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Frak.
If your baby is a girl, name her Aleutia.
Teach your child how to hunt.
Raise your child to believe that $150,000 is not too much to spend on clothes and not to believe scientists.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on geography:
"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan."
- Oct. 5, 2008, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, which is not adjacent to Afghanistan.
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