Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Frak.

If your baby is a girl, name her Blossom.

Teach your child to expect a $1,500 check from the government every year just for being a resident of Alaska.

Raise your child to believe that those caribou had it coming and not to believe anything in the Washington Post.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on education:
"What would your response be if I asked you to remove some books from the collection?"

• To Wasilla, Alaska librarian Mary Ellen Emmons immediately after taking office in 1996, about banning books in the library's collection.

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