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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

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If your baby is a boy, name him Track.

If your baby is a girl, name her Quayle.

Teach your child how to ride a snowmobile.

Raise your child to believe in the infallibility of Fox News and not to believe in evolution.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on on ominous conspiracies:
"Who calls a shot like that? Who makes a decision like that? It's a disturbing trend."

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