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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

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If your baby is a boy, name him Torque.

If your baby is a girl, name her Bering.

Teach your child how to dance with celebrities.

Raise your child to believe that Benjamin Franklin was a fundamentalist Christian and not to believe that experience is necessary.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on Alaskan municipal law:
"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't."

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