How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Frak.
If your baby is a girl, name her Yeager.
Teach your child that sometimes you just have to quit in the middle of a term as Governor.
Raise your child to believe Rush Limbaugh and not to believe in statistics.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the U.S. Bill of Rights:
"I think it's appalling and a violation of our freedom of the press."
- Boise, Idaho, May 21, 2010, speaking about negative media coverage of Republican congressional candidate Vaughn Ward.
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