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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

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If your baby is a boy, name him Frak.

If your baby is a girl, name her Baby Grizzly.

Teach your child that sometimes you just have to quit in the middle of a term as Governor.

Raise your child to believe that this pregnancy could help us if we spin it right and not to believe anything in a scientific journal.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on jurisprudence:
"Well, let's see. There's ... of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ..."

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