The menu at the Lee Ho Fook restaurant in Chinatown, in London.  Have a big dish of beef chow mein.

Lee Ho Fook's in London

Lee Ho Fook's in London

This is the restaurant in London's Chinatown made famous by Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London". It's at 15-16 Gerrard Street, W1D 6JE. Theirs is the Chinese menu to carry in your hand while walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.

And here is the beef section of the menu — click here or on the picture for a much larger view.

At first it would appear that there is no beef chow mein, as the beef section lists only:

But they do have beef chow mein! It's listed under "Noodles And Rice". £6.50 for stir fried soft noodle with beef.

Then you discover that the London telephone directory doesn't list a Trader Vic's lounge! But it's there, it's in the London Hilton on 22 Park Lane.

If you want to run amuck in Kent, frequent rail service from Waterloo Station connects throughout the southeast of Britain.

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