This was the first one of these that I got.
The original request for a quote simply said:
From: "Mwalule Chileshe" <simu@zamnet.zm>
To: Bob Cromwell
Subject: Stainless Steel Urinals & Sinks
Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 08:45 am
Bob,
Please find attached our requirements and grateful
if you confirmed receipt.
Best regards,
M.C.Chileshe
From: Bob Cromwell
To: "Mwalule Chileshe" <simu@zamnet.zm>
Subject: Re:Stainless Steel Urinals & Sinks
Date: Sat, 30 Mar 2002 16:52:37 -0500
On Tuesday 12 March 2002 08:45 am, you wrote:
> Bob,
> Please find attached our requirements and grateful if you confirmed
> receipt. Best regards,
> M.C.Chileshe
I'm delighted, if a bit puzzled, to receive what would appear to be your
request for proposals for the provision of one- and two-man urinals,
w.c.'s, and wash basins, all in stainless steel, enough to equip
forty-six toilet sites in Zambia.
Your request specified delivery via road freight to Lusaka, but as I don't
have a ground freight representative in Lusaka, I could only handle air
drops there. It's a good thing that you're asking for stainless steel,
because let me tell you, air-dropping 46 loos worth of porcelain two-man
urinals, toilets, and sinks could add up to quite a bit of shattered
porcelain. Here at headquarters we're still talking about our rather
disasterous Armenian operation where the customer insisted we proceed
despite our warnings to the contrary. From what we've heard they're
still picking bits of shattered porcelain out of the shrubbery.
So thanks, but no thanks.
Bob
They had the good sense to immediately realize that
an error had been made.
