Epic fail: Detail of crash dump screen at check-in area, Montgomery, Alabama airport terminal.

The Gallery of Epic Fail and Crash Dump Screens

Crash!

These are some pictures I have taken of unexpected crash screens in public places. Just as with my Toilets of the World page, I am only interested in crash screens I see and photograph myself. So no, I do not want me to mail you ones you see. Create your own page and gain all the fame and fortune this one has brought me.

Airports

Houston's George Bush International Airport (IAH), flight status system, 1121 local, 21 January 2007.

I should probably point out that the airport is named for George H.W. Bush, the father.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Houston airport flight status system.
Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Houston airport flight status system.

The second of these is at Houston's George Bush International Airport (IAH), flight status system, 1406 local, 28 January 2007.

Yes, just one week later I passed back through and saw a different bank of monitors crashed again.


Detroit airport (DTW), flight status system, 2051 local, 19 Dec 2005.

IEXPLORE.EXE has crashed.

This Windows application cannot respond to the End Task request. It may be busy, waiting for a response from you, or it may have stopped executing.

  • Press Cancel to cancel and return to Windows NT.
  • Press End Task to close the application immediately. You will lost any unsaved information in this application.
  • Press Wait to give the application 20 seconds to finish what it's doing and then try to close the application again.

Well, that would be helpful advice if we had a mouse. Or a keyboard.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Detroit airport flight status system.

Detroit airport (DTW), flight status system, the first of these is at 2051 local, 19 Dec 2005.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Detroit airport flight status system.
Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Detroit airport flight status system.

The second of these is Detroit airport (DTW), flight status system, 0946 local, 23 July 2006. The display had been frozen for 46 minutes.


Minneapolis — Saint Paul (MSP) airport, an advertising screen in the shopping center in the main hall.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Minneapolis - Saint Paul airport terminal.
Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Minneapolis - Saint Paul airport terminal.

Chicago O'Hare airport, 1506 local time, 11 May 2009.

Where's my departure gate?

Can it be possible that the nation's busiest airport has no departures?

Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Chicago O'Hare airport terminal.
Epic fail: Detail of crash dump screen, Chicago O'Hare airport terminal.

No, the program HtmlDvc.exe is hung up and so the system can't show us any departure information.

As it clearly shows, it's 12:37 PM, Sunday, July 18, 2010, at Chicago O'Hare Airport (ORD).

But that's all it shows. There are two empty sub-panels that seem to be intended to show MSNBC video.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen inside Chicago O'Hare airport terminal.
Epic fail: Crash dump screen inside Chicago O'Hare airport terminal.  CLR error: 8007000e. The program will now terminate.

Plus, of course, the not very helpful message:

JVDisplay.exe - Fatal Error

CLR error: 8007000e.
The program will now terminate. 

Now, if only this process would just terminate, and some supervisory process notice that, and get this display back to doing something more useful than showing a Windows error message.


Here's an 01d 5k001 crash screen.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen at baggage claim, Washington National airport terminal.
Epic fail: Detail of crash dump screen at baggage claim, Washington National airport terminal.

This is at the baggage claim area in the new terminal at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA) in Washington, D.C.

PAGE 021, it wants us to know. And what would appear to be some ASCII art table columns and rows?


These are the Delta self check-in terminals at the Montgomery, Alabama (MGM) airport check-in area.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen at check-in area, Montgomery, Alabama airport terminal.
Epic fail: Detail of crash dump screen at check-in area, Montgomery, Alabama airport terminal.

1300 local time, 4 December 2010. The operating system is missing. This looks bad.

Windows could not start because the following file is missing
or corrupt:
\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\CONFIG\SYSTEM

You can attempt to repair this file by starting Windows Setup
using the original Setup CD-ROM.
Select 'r' at the first screen to start repair.

Here's a different Delta self check-in terminal failure just nine days later. This is at the Indianapolis, Indiana (IND) airport, 0634 local time, 13 December 2010. This one failed because of a file permission problem with a Visual Basic script.

Epic fail: Detail of crash dump screen at check-in area, Indianapolis, Indiana airport terminal.
Windows Script Host
Loading script "c:\Install\Cursors\SetServiceCursors.vbs" failed (Access is denied. ). 

Aircraft

On board Northwest Airlines flight 32, Detroit to London Gatwick, 4 Feb 2006. The Airbus 330 seatback entertainment systems run Linux. It appears to be an ARM embedded system with a CramFS file system, beyond that the reboot was too fast to keep track.

If you stress the entertainment application enough, the application will crash. The system is configured to run just one instance of that application, so init will halt the system when the application fails. In other words, the configuration file /etc/inittab has a line saying once where it should instead say respawn. After about 60 seconds, some watchdog chips notices that the system has halted and resets the system.

See the Linux Journal article for someone else's report about this.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Linux shutdown sequence, Airbus 330 seatback entertainment system.
Epic fail: Crash dump screen, Linux shutdown sequence, Airbus 330 seatback entertainment system.

The second of these is on board Northwest Airlines flight 31, London Gatwick to Detroit, 16 Feb 2006. Yes, I managed to crash the mapping application in both directions. My method was:

  1. Start playing one of the musical channels
  2. Go to the mapping application
  3. Do a lot of zooming and panning

Northwest later started giving you a card reading "To prevent lockup, expect a brief delay when pressing any key." In other words, give it time to catch up after every button press.

Epic fail: Northwest seatback entertainment system handset remote instruction card.
Epic fail: Northwest seatback safety instruction card.

I am unimpressed by the application's resilience. Of course, this is the same environment where a card printed in several languages gives you instructions to follow in case you cannot read the card....

Bank Machines

This is a cash machine for Banca del Sud in Napoli, Italy. 2143 local time, 12 May 2009.

Epic fail: Italian bank machine crash dump screen.

The Italian language error message for the iexplore.exe program says:

L'istruzione a "0x7c920e03" ha fatto riferimento alla memoria "0x006d0078".
La memoria non poteva essere "written".

Fare clic su OK per terminare l'applicazione
Fare clic su Annula per esuguire il debug dell'applicazione 

In English, that means:

The buggy program tried to write to non-writable memory.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.  

The Select A Branch ATM network at Laguardia Airport in New York has suffered some sort of crash. It is just displaying the classic Explorer message:
The page cannot be displayed

1630 local time, 4 September 2010.

Epic fail: Crash dump screen on an ATM at Laguardia Airport in New York.
Epic fail: Crash dump screen on an ATM at Laguardia Airport in New York.

Museums

Here is a rare public Apple OS X crash at the entrance to the Arthur M. Sackler Gallery, part of the Smithsonian Institution in Washington DC, 1607 local time, 1 Nov 2009:

Epic fail: Apple OS Darwin 6.0 crash screen at the Arthur M. Sackler Gallery in Washington DC.
Epic fail: Apple OS Darwin 6.0 crash screen at the Arthur M. Sackler Gallery in Washington DC.

Ships

I'm just trying to buy some Greek ferry tickets, on the island of Ios. But Internet Explorer is warning us that someone could intercept network traffic (despite being told not to do that again), and something called PESpl is being even more presistent in telling us, well, it's not clear exactly what.

Epic fail: Greek ferry company crash dump screen.
Epic fail: Greek ferry company crash dump screen.

But there's a big red X and it wants us to agree to that.

16:47:22 local, 13 June 2010.

Good news — Colored chalk still works!

Greek ferry company on Ios.
Greek ferry company crash dump screen.

Subways and Trains

The Chicago Transit Authority, popularly known as The El, has old-school trains but some current-day communication problems.

Here's a case where the display signal disappeared. 2023 local time, 10 May 2009.

Epic fail: Chicago Transit Authority (The El) crash dump screen.
Epic fail: Chicago Transit Authority (The El) crash dump screen.

At least people looking for information about the State Street Cultural Walk through The Loop can be informed that the flat-panel display is detecting no synchronization signal.


Here's another display crash on the Chicago Transit Authority, popularly known as The El. 1620 local time, 17 June 2009.

Leave early. Leave late. Alternate. The system has crashed.

Epic fail: Chicago Transit Authority (The El) crash dump screen.
Epic fail: Chicago Transit Authority (The El) crash dump screen.
Epic fail: Chicago Transit Authority (The El) crash dump screen.

Well, not the entire system, just the buggy PPTVIEW.EXE program.

But that renders this display just as useless as a complete system crash.

Meanwhile, Windows helpfully points out that while its applications may be horribly unstable, maybe we would like to delete some unneeded icons to pass the time.

There is a wizard to help with this task.

Too bad there isn't a wizard to keep things running correctly.