Be a "Mama Grizzly"
Sarah Palin is famous for many things now, what with having been the governor of Alaska until she didn't want to do that job any more, appearing on her own reality show, having her frequently-pregnant daughter appear on another television show about dancing with movie stars, and much more.
One of her skills is selecting distinctive names for her children. Now you can also saddle your children with unusual names resembling characters from noir fiction and Alaskan geological features.
Are you ready to choose names that cannot be refudiated?