Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Blitzen.

If your baby is a girl, name her Quayle.

Teach your child to always wear red clothing. Always.

Raise your child to believe that The Rapture is almost here and not to believe that "Myanmar" is really the name of a country. Come on, that's not even an English word.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on health care:
"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil."

• Facebook posting about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 7, 2009.

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