Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Track.
If your baby is a girl, name her Bering.
Teach your child how to shoot.
Raise your child to believe Rush Limbaugh and not to believe scientists.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on Alaskan municipal law:
"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't."
- as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, in response to his objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council.
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