Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Tripp.
If your baby is a girl, name her Yeager.
Teach your child that "Joe Biden" sounds like a Muslim name.
Raise your child to believe in the infallibility of Fox News and not to believe scientists.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on on God's role in funding Alaskan pipeline projects:
"I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that."
- Speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008, on the $30 billion national gas pipeline project that she wanted built in the state.
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