Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Trogg.

If your baby is a girl, name her Aurora Borealis.

Teach your child how to butcher a moose.

Raise your child to believe that the Liberals control the Media and not to believe that Margaret Thatcher was once a world leader.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the U.S. Constitution:
"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"

• CNBC interview with 'Kudlow & Company', July 2008.

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