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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

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If your baby is a boy, name him Frak.

If your baby is a girl, name her Prudhoe.

Teach your child how to dance with celebrities.

Raise your child to believe that the voters might really be just that stupid and not to believe that Margaret Thatcher was once a world leader.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on U.S. history:
"Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant — they're quite clear — that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the Ten Commandments."

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