Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Blitzen.
If your baby is a girl, name her Seward's Folly.
Teach your child how and when to wink during debates.
Raise your child to believe that the voters might really be just that stupid and not to believe anything in newspapers.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on education:
"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years."
- CBS News interview with Katie Couric, Oct. 1, 2008, when asked to name any single newspaper or magazine she reads.
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