How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Track.
If your baby is a girl, name her Baby Grizzly.
Teach your child to expect a $1,500 check from the government every year just for being a resident of Alaska.
Raise your child to believe that the voters might really be just that stupid and not to believe anything said by scientists.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the English language:
"Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate."
- 'Tweet' on July 18, 2010, which she quickly removed after being ridiculed for using 'refudiate' as if it were a real word. That was followed by a message in which she misused the word 'refute', a message which also was quickly removed.
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