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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

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If your baby is a boy, name him Wood.

If your baby is a girl, name her Yeager.

Teach your child how to ride a snowmobile.

Raise your child to believe in the infallibility of Fox News and not to believe that "Myanmar" is really the name of a country. Come on, that's not even an English word.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on education:
"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years."

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