Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Yank.

If your baby is a girl, name her Kenai.

Teach your child how to snowshoe.

Raise your child to believe that Rupert Murdoch is an American Patriot and not to believe anything said by scientists.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the U.S. Constitution:
"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"

• CNBC interview with 'Kudlow & Company', July 2008.

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