Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Wood.

If your baby is a girl, name her Petrolea.

Teach your child how to ride a snowmobile.

Raise your child to believe that this pregnancy could help us if we spin it right and not to believe anything in the New York Times.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the English language:
"Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate."

• 'Tweet' on July 18, 2010, which she quickly removed after being ridiculed for using 'refudiate' as if it were a real word. That was followed by a message in which she misused the word 'refute', a message which also was quickly removed.

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