Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Tank.

If your baby is a girl, name her Yeager.

Teach your child how and when to wink during debates.

Raise your child to believe that The Rapture is almost here and not to believe anything said by scientists.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on geography:
"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan."

• Oct. 5, 2008, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, which is not adjacent to Afghanistan.

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