Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Torque.

If your baby is a girl, name her Aurora Borealis.

Teach your child that the Entertainment Industry is a liberal evil (except for the parts of it producing our TV shows).

Raise your child to believe that Thomas Jefferson was a fundamentalist Christian and not to believe that experience is necessary.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on geography:
"They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

• ABC News interview, Sept. 11, 2008, discussing her foreign policy insights into Russia.

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