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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

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If your baby is a boy, name him Track.

If your baby is a girl, name her Baby Grizzly.

Teach your child how to shoot.

Raise your child to believe that Thomas Jefferson was a fundamentalist Christian and not to believe anything in the Washington Post.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the U.S. Bill of Rights:
"The perversion over these last years of what the media has done to conservatives, I think it's appalling and it violates our freedom of the press."

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