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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

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If your baby is a boy, name him Trogg.

If your baby is a girl, name her Yeager.

Teach your child that the hill over there really is in Russia.

Raise your child to believe that $150,000 is not too much to spend on clothes and not to believe that "Myanmar" is really the name of a country. Come on, that's not even an English word.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the U.S. Constitution:
"I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out."

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