Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Tank.
If your baby is a girl, name her Barrow.
Teach your child that sometimes you just have to quit in the middle of a term as Governor.
Raise your child to believe in the infallibility of Fox News and not to believe anything in the New York Times.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on education:
"What would your response be if I asked you to remove some books from the collection?"
- To Wasilla, Alaska librarian Mary Ellen Emmons immediately after taking office in 1996, about banning books in the library's collection.
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