Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Wood.

If your baby is a girl, name her Blossom.

Teach your child to expect a $1,500 check from the government every year just for being a resident of Alaska.

Raise your child to believe that $150,000 is not too much to spend on clothes and not to believe meteorologists.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the U.S. Constitution:
"They [Vice Presidents] are in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom."

• On NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, Oct. 21, 2008, in which she erroneously explained the vice president's constitutional role in response to a third grader's question.

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