How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Trogg.
If your baby is a girl, name her Prudhoe.
Teach your child to fear foreigners.
Raise your child to believe that those caribou had it coming and not to believe anything in a scientific journal.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on her strengths:
"I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree."
- Fox News interview with Sean Hannity, Nov. 22, 2010.
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