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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

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If your baby is a boy, name him Drill.

If your baby is a girl, name her Kenai.

Teach your child how to hunt.

Raise your child to believe that The Rapture is almost here and not to believe that Margaret Thatcher was once a world leader.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on foreign relations:
"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where? Where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border."

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