Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Blitzen.

If your baby is a girl, name her Seward's Folly.

Teach your child the difference between a flounder and a halibut.

Raise your child to believe that this pregnancy could help us if we spin it right and not to believe in global warming.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the U.S. Bill of Rights:
"I think it's appalling and a violation of our freedom of the press."

• Boise, Idaho, May 21, 2010, speaking about negative media coverage of Republican congressional candidate Vaughn Ward.

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