Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Trogg.

If your baby is a girl, name her Prudhoe.

Teach your child to fear foreigners.

Raise your child to believe that those caribou had it coming and not to believe anything in a scientific journal.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on her strengths:
"I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree."

• Fox News interview with Sean Hannity, Nov. 22, 2010.

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