How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Wood.
If your baby is a girl, name her Barrow.
Teach your child how to hunt.
Raise your child to believe that the voters might really be just that stupid and not to believe that experience is necessary.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on her strengths:
"I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree."
- Fox News interview with Sean Hannity, Nov. 22, 2010.
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