Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

How to name and raise your children:

If your baby is a boy, name him Tripp.

If your baby is a girl, name her Bering.

Teach your child how to shoot.

Raise your child to believe that Thomas Jefferson was a fundamentalist Christian and not to believe meteorologists.

Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on foreign relations:
"But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies."

• Radio interview with Glenn Beck, Nov. 24, 2010, on how she would handle current hostilities between the North and South Koreas.

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