Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Tripp.
If your baby is a girl, name her Baby Grizzly.
Teach your child how to dance with celebrities.
Raise your child to believe that Thomas Jefferson wrote the U.S. Constitution and not to believe in global warming.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on on ominous conspiracies:
"Who calls a shot like that? Who makes a decision like that? It's a disturbing trend."
- West Allis, Wisconsin, Nov. 6, 2009, pushing the conspiracy theory that the phrase "In God We Trust" had been moved to the edge of coins by the Obama administration (that change was made in 2007 by the Bush administration, and it was reversed by Congress before Obama took office).
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