How to name and raise your children:
If your baby is a boy, name him Tank.
If your baby is a girl, name her Prudhoe.
Teach your child how to ride a snowmobile.
Raise your child to believe that $150,000 is not too much to spend on clothes and not to believe in statistics.
Share with your child the wisdom of Sarah Palin on the English language:
"Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate."
- 'Tweet' on July 18, 2010, which she quickly removed after being ridiculed for using 'refudiate' as if it were a real word. That was followed by a message in which she misused the word 'refute', a message which also was quickly removed.
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