A friend of mine is an aspiring writer for movies and television. He made the mistake of telling me that "Hollywood's greatest pitch-man" solicits movie pitches from the public.
So, largely to poke fun at the whole process, here are the pitches I have sent over the past few years.
Sadly, not only has Hollywood not turned any of these into movies or television shows, I haven't even received any encouragement!
That, of course, has not stopped my continuing submissions.